Monday, June 30, 2008

Hot Weather

When the weather gets too hot for Liam, he can just go on the balcony, get naked and sit in a pool with a watering can all afternoon. I think we can all be jealous of this...

He was in the shade and cool in the 30+ humid weather. Not a care in the world.

Oh, and the rest of us are sad at the result of the football. I think Spain deserved the win, but it would have been nice for me to see Germany get it. Spain was just too good for the poor Germans.

Thursday, June 26, 2008

Historic Train Ride

One of the fun outings we made in Canada was to the historic South Simcoe Railway. This is just a few moments from my sister's place. It is a tourist train ride to let people have the chance to see what it was like to ride on line trains back in the old days of pre-automobile dominated Canada.

Liam is quite a train nut, so it seemed like a pretty fun thing for him to do. It was less of a new thrill for me... Rode the train to and from work every day for 7 years over here, and some of the trains certainly feel like they are over 100 years old too. For the little guys, it was something special though!

Here we approach the train and station. The back of the station has a big painting with a story about how it came to be.
First thing to do was queue up and get the tickets. Liam was already yelling at the trains and telling us that he could see Gordon. (from thomas the tank engine)We took a little stroll around the station and yard area so Liam could see the other trains and cars that were there. Liam did keep insisting that the big engine pulling the train we would ride was Gordon, despite the fact that it was a Diesel (Gordon is a steam locomotive.)
After the little walk around, we went ahead and got on board our train. Liam was extra proud to have a ticket all his own.
The boys were a little rowdy and not sitting still for a lot of the ride, but they were having a good time. Liam took a moment to give Grandma a big kiss.
Since this train is just a restored tourist attraction, it does not go anywhere. There is not even a circular track to ride on, you just chug along up a hill for a while, then the train reverses and heads back the same way.

Clearly the guys working on restoring the track had a sense of humour about this, because they have a nice destination sign posted to remind you where you are...
I think that is fitting, I can really tell people that my sister lives pretty close to the middle of nowhere now.

Tuesday, June 24, 2008

Liam the Artist

For Liam's birthday, Aunt Shona gave him a kid's digital camera. It is this one from Fisher Price. Cousin Adam has a similar one and Liam had been going nuts for it during our visit. It is a pretty neat toy, a real digital camera (1.3mp) with a fixed focus lens and in a super durable body. I think the focus on this item is not on how fine a quality the images are so much as how much punishment the came
Although the package says this is for kids 4+, Liam had no trouble learning how to use it. I think he is still not totally sure about it, but he knows that when he presses the button, people go "in there" and he can look at them.

This toy is an absolute hit with Liam and he is still constantly carrying it around the house and yelling out things about "MY CAMERA"

I thought I would share some of Liam's greatest hits so far...

Here is an early self portrait. Very over exposed as a result of the flash going off 10cm from his face.
This one is called "view from the couch" and you can see it sort of captures myself and half of Claudia eating lunch.
This is more typical of his style, some would call it an attempt at macro photography, I just think it is up close and out of focus. I have named this one "portrait of a toy bucket"
Another study in the extreme close up. This one is "animal puzzle"
Here is "Laundry Time"
Here is "Mummy's Blurry Foot"
I helped on this one. Not my most flattering image, but not horrible either for a toy camera.
It is certainly better than the unassisted portraits, like "Headless Daddy #20"

Monday, June 23, 2008

Picnic Bench Project

Another gift Liam received for his birthday was a little picnic table for the backyard. He has seen little picnic tables before and always been very excited to sit at them. I think he is just so happy to have something in the correct scale...

Anyway, like so many other things, a new gift for Liam means some assembly work for me.

I prepared myself for the job by gathering all the tools I would need from my extensive workshop. As luck would have it, I could get the job done with just this screwdriver.
I brought all of the components and my screwdriver into the spare room, where I would have more than enough space to build the bench. The room opens directly onto the patio where this creation would live, making it an ideal location for the project.

things started out fine as I skillfully screwed the bench piece onto the support, followed by the same action on the other side. Screwdriver served me well as we attached all components without incident. Thanks screwdriver.
The next phase in the operation was to attach the legs of the table, but it was not a job for my pal the screwdriver... the table had come with this interesting little Allen key tool. Rather than feeling pressure from the Allen Manufacturing Corportation of Hartford, I decided to call this tool Steve.
despite my great sadness at the loss of my screwdriving companion, I persevered and my new friend Steve worked out quite well as we attached all the legs.
In fact, things went so well with the legs, we proceeded to attach the table top as well.
The table was almost done, it just lacked stability, any lateral pressure would wobble the whole thing.... if only there were some way to stabilize it. Then I saw there were two more pieces of wood left over. But they had no hex bolts... At once I realized that my old friend screwdriver would need to be called into action once again.
Of course good old screwdriver got the job done and I brought the bench out to the patio to see how it looked. Next step will be painting/staining the wood as it is unprotected at the moment.
I should have known, the project began with screwdriver and it will end with screwdriver... ahhh screwdriver, you are truly a king among tools.

Friday, June 20, 2008

The Joy of Children

One morning, I said to Liam, "bucket head" then he put a bucket on his head and drove around.

Children exist for my entertainment.

Tuesday, June 17, 2008

Classy Canadian Humour

While I was on my vacation, I found myself in some shopping malls from time to time. We always do a little shopping when visiting, and considering the Euro-Dollar exchange rate, this makes a lot of sense.

However, while at the mall in Newmarket, I noticed this T-Shirt stand. At first glance it just looked like a bunch of typical cheesy t-shirts. Many comic book themes, Green Lantern, Batman, Thundercats, etc...
Then I noticed the shirt in white, smack in the middle of the whole display... this piece of comic genius...
I almost fell down laughing. I have never seen such a piece of classless, tasteless humour in my life. It was so perfectly horrible that it was right off the scale of my "so bad it is good" thought process. I am not sure that I will ever see another shirt that can surpass this one as worst idea ever.

It brought so many questions to my mind;

1) Who would buy this?
"What I really want to tell the world is how much I love to fart. If only there was a shirt that would help me get this message out there. People need to know the perpetual stench that hangs around me like a cloud of sewage is produced out of my own love. "

2) Who thought this would be a good idea to sell?
"Hello marketing department of T-shirt-co, let me ask you this question... have you got a product that addresses the farting demographic?"

3) What is the single most inappropriate place you could wear this shirt?
this was a tough one.
-wedding
-funeral
-baptism
-job interview
-first date
-meeting partner's parents for the first time
-birthday gift

This shirt provided me with at least 2-3 days worth of constant entertainment. I would be sitting on the couch a day later and just break out laughing when I thought about how awful it was again. I think I was really getting on everyone's nerves with my obsession with the shirt, but I really have never seen such a testament to bad taste before.

In some ways, I regret not buying it. I would love to see their sales figures on this item.

That brings me to the second product that wowed me on the holidays. On the main street of Bradford is a discount store called Giant Tiger, a department store with inexpensive clothes, food, toys, stuff in general. It is the sort of place that sells lots of products very similar to the more expensive versions. Nikey shoes, or Adeedas shirts, that sort of thing.
We were in this store looking for just such a knock off, a cheapo version of the Crocs shoes. Giant Tiger had some for about $5 CDN, as opposed to the $35 the official ones cost. Anyway, while Claudia browsed the shoes, I had a wander around the store looking at the stuff, and I came accross this "hilarious" product.
It is a garden gnome with a motion sensor inside. When a person activates this motion sensor, the gnome makes a farting noise quite loudly. I was very pleased to see that Giant Tiger had managed to get "The Original Farting Gnome" and not some cheap knock off.

Once again, I was floored with laughter wondering fairly much the same questions I had asked for the T-shirt.

The gnome brought up one more question to my mind, how annoying would it be to work in this store, within earshot of a shelf containing about 50 farting garden gnomes that were activated every time someone walked past the shelf?

Monday, June 16, 2008

An adventure of smashing.

About 100 metres from my sister's house is a nice little playground where we took the kids quite often. It had a big sandbox, which is one of Liam's favorite places to play. I thought I would share this short film of him smashing things.

Liam likes it very much when other people build sand castles and then he smashes them. Notice his methodical precision as he works his way thorough the sand castles. Then as he finishes, he loudly calls for "another one! another one!"

Liam is learning about the "Path of Destruction."

Friday, June 13, 2008

Board Game Treasure Trove... Part Three, the final one

Here is the last batch of fun that I found in my sister's basement. This one I save for the Dungeons and Dragons books that I found down there. It is by no means my complete, but I did not see some of the older ones, which may still be in my mother's basement too...

I was what you could call an avid D&D player back in the late public school and high school days, my friends and I met several times a week and did some gaming. We grew out from D&D and played many many games... a short list of RPGs I have tried at one time or anther would be...

D&D
Gamma World
Traveller
Marvel Super Heroes
Paranoia (Yay!)
GURPS
Runequest (one of my favorite characters ever)
Rolemaster
Palladium
TMNT
Top Secret
Psi World
Warhammer Role Play
Robotech
Rifts
Twilight 2000
Shadowrun
Probably more I am forgetting...
But it all started with D&D, my first and best love in RPGs. Here are some of my beloved books unearthed from the depths of the laundry room...

The original Monster Manual. I used to just read through this thing and soak up the images and flavour text. As a kid, I thought there was nothing better than a world filled with this crap. I was one of the people who would get Dragon Magazine and flip to the "ecology of the xxxx" creature article right away. This book is pretty worn out though, but I am glad it has survived.

Monster Manual II - just as good as the first! This one contained a lot of the monsters that had been added to the game over the years via modules and articles in Dragon Mag. I think I may have even spent more time looking through this book as the art was of a somewhat higher calibur than the first volume.
When D&D second edition came out, I thought they had a great idea to publish the Monster Manuals in giant binders, then as expansion came, you could just add pages to the book in the appropriate place. In practice though I never really liked it, the book was too huge, and the binder became quite warped. I think I prefer the hard bound volumes and don't mind flipping from book to book.
The 1980s of course brought NINJAs to pop culture and D&D had to of course find a way to integrate them into the game. A complete "Oriental" setting was developed, which of course only really seemed to deal with 80% japan and a little China thrown in. I do firmly believe that after the Samurai and Ninja chapters, no one used this book for anything. I mean, who wants to be a Sohei or Kensei? NINJA ME UP!
The warrior priest (cleric) was always a pretty key role in D&D, the character that healed everyone and did some other non-wizard related magic. There was an earlier book called "Deities and Demigods" that introduced various pantheon's of gods for your fantasy worlds, but that was replaced in the 2nd edition by this book. It was fun to look through, but in practice, I don't think you could ever really integrate real world historical mythologies into a game setting... I like it better when the world is completely alien and fantastic a la Tolkien, rather than having a bunch of knights and wizards in mumbo-jumbo land suddenly deciding to serve Quetzalcoatl.
Tome of magic... more new ideas for spells and items in the D&D world. I don't think I ever used it much as I never really played magical characters. I just liked reading the manuals by the time it was published.
Finally, the Ravenloft campaign setting. This was a supplement intended to create a sort of gothic horror world for adventuring in. Lots of vampires and werewolves and the like. This was also created as a response to the sudden popularity of vampires created by authors such as Ann Rice. I thought it was neat and the art was pretty fine in this one, but I think it was never used by me or our group.
OK, this third one has covered all the old games I dug up from their laundry room tomb. It was great to see them all again and I hope I can enjoy myself reading though them all one day. Chances of playing any of these again in my life seem rather slim, but who knows... maybe when we all retire I will meet up in the old folks home with some graph paper and a bag of dice ready to go.

Thursday, June 12, 2008

Another walk down geek memory lane

No trip to Toronto is complete for me unless I head over and have a look in one of my old favorite stores... The Silver Snail.

This is a comic book and hobby shop that I have been visiting since around 1985 or so, I still remember the first pilgrammage there, my RPG/comic geek friends and I made a weekend visit down to a friend of our's place for the weekend for a big Dungeons and Dragons weekend. I think we may have been actually down to go to the Pandemonium gaming convention, but my memory is a little hazy.

Anyway, on Toronto trips, we would always hit the holy trinity of comic book stores to pad our collections. All were on Queen street west. Dragon lady Comics (now gone,) Grey Legion (above Harvey's, now gone) and the best of all, Silver Snail.

I recall on our first visit, we only knew the street, but not really where it was and we ended up walking about 4 blocks past it until someone insisted we check a phone booth for the address. Because of that moment, I will never forget that it is 367 Queen west.
The store front has changed a lot since then, it used to just have the sign and not much of a display, now there is a huge picture window that has some timely awesome construction built in it. This time is pretty amazing looking display for the new Indiana Jones film. You can see some photos of this display here.

In the old days, the downstairs just had rows and rows of comic bins to flip through, with the really expensive comics hanging in bags up on the walls. This has all been replaced with huge pull out drawers containing the comics down the centre, then floor to ceiling bookshelves along the walls with graphic novels, art books and the like.
A beloved remnant of the old days is the stained glass dragon window at the top of the stairs. It used to be that downstairs was comic books, and upstairs was games and miniatures.
These days, games are still upstairs, but there are far less of them. I think the glory days of RPGs are long past. In fact I think my local games store in Boeblingen has a way better selection of games than Silver Snail does now. Perhaps I will do a future post on my local gaming stores. I know of four in the general area.

Now the upstairs is dominated by "collectible action figures" something I am not personally thrilled by. Granted, the sculpting on most of them is pretty amazing, but when I compare them to my good old 1980s star wars figures, I just think the new ones don't seem that fun to play with.
Something really great SS has always been good is Japanese imports. Lots of giant robot model kits and other oddities. I finally found a hat that would allow me to answer the age old question, "what would I look like if I was some sort of human/cartoon fox hybrid?" I tried to look deadly serious.
Well, that is the nostalgia trip for this session. I think I will do some some future posts on the games/comic stores I have in my area these days. It is maybe interesting for the few ex-gamers reading this...

***edit*** I have just learned that my "no longer there" comments are not accurate.

Grey Legion is now named Grey Region and exists on Yonge St.
Dragon Lady Comics has moved to College St.
Sorry about that, but I have not been comic shopping for about 15 years, give my poor memory a break!